Friday, March 17, 2006

Molehills, Mountains and Just In Time Management

What? Only SIX months to fill in the paperwork? How we will ever fit it in. Let's take two examples, two local pubs and their approaches. This won't tak long.

Pub 1 - Read his newspaper, kept up with the news, got the forms and filled them in. Task completed months before it was needed.

Pub 2 - read the sports news, got drunk with his locals, stuck his fingers up his nose, then remembered the paperwork stashed in his knickers draw about a week before the deadline. Complained about the stupid government not writing the guidelines in "Stupid Gitish" and phones his local paper and MP in that order.

So, lets have a really expensive parliamentary enquiry. Why not tell some members of the public to pull their fingers out instead?